Jeremy Ruby recently wrote a letter to the NEPA Turkey Bowl League.

Dear Sir:

This letter is to inform you that I am questionable for TB XIV. I have developed a horrible problem over the past few months to go along with all that I have going on in my life.

First, the Yankees. Everyone knows what a ride that was. Ride of my lifetime, in fact. The Yankees won the Governor's Cup and I was the President and COO of the Team. That's right, COO, Chief Operating Officer. Take that, Schott!!! What John Doe does not recognize is that the Yankee farm system sucks and is broken. For me to bring home the Governor's Cup was a miracle. I pat myself on the back.

Second, Zwanch and Eric. I am sick of these two already. I look out my window, I see these two fruitcakes playing hopscotch in Eric's driveway. I used to have respect for Eric, and never really liked Zwanch. Don't tell him. He knows why. Why in the world did I move to Wildcat Ridge? I am living in a nightmare.

Third, Dave Walsh. Do you guys know what PITA stands for? Enough said.

Fourth, Chris Marion. I am sick of paying the piper.

There are many other issues I have going on in my life, and they are all colliding at once. Due to these, over the last few months I have developed a horrible sweating problem. I sweat from every where. Buttocks, chest, armpits, BIG TIME BALL SWEAT, feet, hands, face, you name it, I sweat from it. I need to solve this issue before I consider myself able to play. I will keep you posted.

Please see pic of me below showing sweating problem I mention.

Regards,

Jeremy Ruby
C.O.O., M.D., D.O., Ph.D., Preperation H, AIDS