As we are all aware, our great friend Keith has been battling a rare weight related disease called “Eating every fucking thing under the sun and doing as little physical activity as possible” (I’m not sure if that’s the clinical name or not).

I also believe it’s safe to say that we all know that Keith is a degenerate gambler as well. However, if you ask him today, he doesn’t gamble anymore because he took a beaten a few weeks ago. He’ll be back though, mark my words.

But in honor of his two addictions, I have taken it upon myself to help Keith track his weight as we approach Turkey Bowl XIV. To help with this task, I turned to the one man whose word Keith believes is gospel. That man is none other than the legendary Stu Feiner.

If anyone would like to help Keith with words of encouragement as we track his progress in his Battle of the Bulge, he would like to invite all of you to drop him an email.

Date	Weight
10/10/08	294 lbs.
10/11/08	291 lbs.
10/12/08	287 lbs.
10/13/08	285 lbs.
10/14/08	281 lbs.